The Sharpened Pen: picturesofproseandpoetry:... →
picturesofproseandpoetry: vaguerecollectionsofafuturelife said: The question is, why are you looking at sandwiches at 2 in the morning? Oh, a little while ago I was just a little hungry and thought of nothing but sandwiches. You can look at my other stuffs for reference. Except now you asked… Go Omelets. Had one today.
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
Taylor: There is a glorious man named Van and maybe you guys will be wed.
Me: Van what? Please don't say "go". Or actually, do say it.
Taylor: Hahaha. I don't remember his last name. But he's a cool dude. There are a lot of good dudes at Liberty.
Me: That there are.
Taylor: But they will be in higher demand now that I'm gone.
Me: That might pose as a problem.
Taylor: Literally all the ladies broke up with their boyfriends to seek my hand.
Me: How romantic.
Taylor: Hey...still a better love story than Twilight.
bam-pow-wap asked: YOU REMIND ME OF CAPTAIN HOOK BECAUSE YOU MURDERED MY LOST BOYS.
keeperofthetardis replied to your post: I gave into the temptation and ate pizza tonight. WHAT IS A ‘LOTH’ I AM TOO LAZY TO GOOGLE IT. Loth: Adj. 1. loth - unwillingness to do something contrary to your custom. Hence, against my will, I paid for the mistake of eating pizza.
I gave into the temptation and ate pizza tonight.
A LOTH HATH I PAID FOR IT IN KIND.
lovelydyedlocks: That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off.
Now, looking back, I can see all the foreshadowing...
Great Scott, the foreshadowing.
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Best compliment ever, from last night:
“Janae, you have this incredible way of getting me so hyped up about a plot and yet you give off the impression that you’re leaving out all the juiciest bits. Darn you.”
Writing is a lonely job. Having someone who believes in you makes a lot of...– Stephen King, On Writing (via thatkindofwoman)
The Deception Of The Spiritual High In A Life of...
[[MORE]] When I first started to take my faith seriously, I was introduced to the concept of a “Spiritual High” at youth camp. While some people might not know what this is, it’s pretty easy to recognize. A Christian, walking with the Lord, but perhaps just going through the motions, experiences some sort of awakening or revelation, or, much more commonly, get’s...
While discussing the meaning of the term...
Me: Maybe it's derived from the name of a mast.
Brother 2: I've never heard of a jury-mast.
Me: Well, they could have nicknames. When they perform a sea-hanging? It could be called a jury-mast because you've been judged by a jury of your peers!
Brother 2: Or a jury of your piers.
Brother 2: That was a wharf-ul joke.
cosmo tip #600
expertcosmotips: if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the effing ocean to die
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
caitlynsfeels: theanti90smovement: i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal basically the young adult section of any bookstore
I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up. I want to be the...– Elay Neal Moses (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
The Lethality of Loneliness →
For the first time in history, we understand how isolation can ravage the body and brain. Now, what should we do about it? While I don’t agree with every point they use to make this article… Man. It makes so much sense and explains a lot. It’s long, I’ll warn ya, but if you’re often crippled by loneliness or find that depression is a huge outspurt from that, you...
I keep bouncing back from 131 followers to 130 followers. I think every time I get a new one, I somehow post something controversial and then they get back off. Eh.