“Hell,” I said, “I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?”
“Yes. I want to ruin you.”
“Good,” I said. “That’s what I want too.” —Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via feeltheimpactofitall)
Sometimes I feel bad about this.
I don’t. :P
- Mom's friend: Janae! Oh my gosh you look gorgeous! So beautiful. I haven't seen you in forever. Look at her, cute outfit. I see you around all the time now and I think wow, she is such an amazing young lady. Loves the Lord, beautiful. Isn't she just darling?
- Mom's other friend: Absolutely! Beautiful inside and out!
- 1st friend: Yes! Yes yes yes. Hon, you are the girl every mother wants her boys to be with.
- Me: THEN THEY BETTER SEND THOSE BOYS OUT THE DOOR AND ON OVER HERE!
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.